Smeagol

Last one in the pool is a ....

2009-04-07T13:21:46Z

OK .. so my daddy's have been somewhat busy and well to say the least stressed out for last few months, but now they be happy. They got a new pad and it even has this cement pond out back.

I couldn't help myself this morning and I just had to go in for a morning swim.... that damn thing is deep.... luckily Daddy is such a worrier that he was right there scopping me outz of the water...

I'm going in again, but this time I am using the steps....

We didn't mean to do it...

2008-11-13T12:45:13Z

Today is our Daddies 3rd anniversary and well there was this shiny box under our daddies' bed so we went to investigate it and it sort of got ripped apart. I told Suzanne to leave it alone and she wouldn't listen. She is always getting me in trouble. I tried to tell Daddy but he never hears me, he thinks I am just being mischievous.

When Daddy came looking for the package this morning to give to Daddy he wasn't sure what to make of it. I acted like I was asleep and nothing was said to us, so I think we are in the clear.....

Anyways... Happy Third Anniversary Daddies.

This place rocks....

2008-02-04T03:51:47Z

DAMN DAMN DAMN ... DOUBLE DAMN

2007-12-21T21:32:13Z

Just when we thought we found a new hiding place, they found it....
Now we got to start looking for another one...
It's not like anyone ever goes under there anyways!

Bath day!

2007-12-02T07:05:27Z

We were tricked again....
we were told we were going for a ride!

THIS IS NOT A RIDE...

Do we look happy?

OK, so the mohawks look cool...

This has to be a poster somewhere...
Hang in there?

OH COME ON ... give it up ....
I am wayyyyyy CUTEEEEEEE!!!

Yeah, she's cute too I guess.

Talk about being worn out after the bath...

THIS IS NOT OVER ... first my socks ...
now my scent...
how is a girl suppose to get attention around here?

DARN IT TO HECK ..... I AM GROUNDED!

2007-11-18T12:28:15Z

This is Suzanne Sugarbaker reporting....

I can't believe this ... my daddies were cleaning up last night and they were putting up this fake tree inside the apartment. Of course I didn't question it, I've said it before and I'll say it again ... they do the darnest things at times... I still don't quite get why while the one daddy is always on top of the other daddy in the bedroom huffing and puffing and work themselves up into a frenzy and then fall asleep. Makes no sense.....

So anyways .... THEY FOUND MY STASH ..... I prefer to believe that I do a good job cleaning this place. I believe in doing my part. This morning when I woke up and was doing my morning exercises around the apartment I noticed my stash was missing. OK, let me explain ... every day when I get a chance and I am not distracted by flying towels I look for shiny and smelly things. They need to be ~~taken~~ removed and put away properly. I think that it is the proper thing to do.

Well, apparently last night while this tree, which by the way is FABULOUS, was being decorated by my daddies they moved the couch and found all the socks I have been ~~collecting~~ ~~putting away~~ ~~removing from site~~ hmmm .. OK OK STEALING .... they were my pretties... ah the smell ... the smell was wonderful... unbelievable aroma... THEY TOOK MY SOCKS ... I want my pretties... now I got to start all over again.....

I am not happy ... not one bit happy!

Just Like a Man

2007-10-13T12:30:47Z

I have been worried sick about Smeagol and last night while I was sleeping he was outside playing ... nay ... ROMPING around like nothing was ever wrong... if it wasn't because I was using him as a distraction to get into my favorite closet, I would've been very upset at him for making me worry so much!

OH I FORGOT SOMETHING ELSE...

2007-10-08T02:18:25Z

I even did something funny today to see if I could get a reaction out of Smeagol....

My daddy and I were playing hide and go seek and he found me and just when he was about to give me a kiss I farted.... well a lady can never claim a fart, so I looked at him and he looked at my other daddy and they both looked at me and I just looked at the wall.

I personally thought it was funny, but Smeagol had already gone back to sleep... I guess I am going to have to do it all over again just for him....

How many of you ever heard a ferret fart?

Hi there....

2007-10-08T02:16:12Z

Most of you know of me, not sure if I ever got on here and written anything ... oh wait, yeah I had, that one time I pushed Smeagol out of the way.... to tell you the real story...

Well, Smeagol has been under the weather lately and I am kinda of worried about him. He is limping a lot and when our daddies and I ask him what happened to him, he just says he doesn't know.

I heard one of my daddy bear tell the other daddy bear that they are going to go take him to a bet? I am not sure why they would bet on him, I just hope that Smeagol is OK... They are calling in that bet tomorrow and I guess then if they will the bet they will take him to the doctor?

I know Smeagol will be OK, but I sure hate seeing him down like this, he won't even play peek a boo with the towels anymore.

I bet he is the one that got this commercial banned too.... (Giuliani)

2007-08-04T13:11:47Z

things that make you go hmmmm... is this guy for real???

2007-08-04T13:09:48Z

Things have been weird around the household

2007-06-25T03:01:33Z

Ever since Daddy got his armed clipped and he hasn't been able to use it things have changed around here. One thing is that it is getting harder and harder to get to the computer to post anything nowadays.

We had to move our condo to his room so we could watch over him, he looked pretty bad at first, but he is doing much better now.
One bad thing about having our condo moved to that room is that our other daddy snores worse than a sasquatch with a cold.
I guess another thing is all the heavy breathing and grunting that goes on in that room when the lights go out.
Poor Klaus was lost to the new Pleco fish they got for his tank to keep it clean, I guess nobody explained to the Pleco that it was Klaus fish tank and he wasn't one of the things that needed to be cleaned. We all have been so upset about Klaus' demise that we just can't bring ourselves to give the new Pleco fish a name.
Pete seems to be doing great, I heard our Daddies talking about having to adopt him permanently. It seems he has them fooled into thinking that he can't take care of himself if he gets put back in the pond since he has been hand fed by them all of these months. I personally think he is pulling a fast one on them. I'm a going to keep my eyes on that one.
It also appears that he has grown some, I ~~stole~~ borrowed a pic of Pete from Dad's computer that they took to show how much he's grown, and I can't see no difference. I just know he is up to something. You tell me, here's the pic!

That's about all for now, don't have much time to say much anyways, trying to get back to the other room is not easy without them seeing me. I just hope Suzanne is still sleeping when I get back, last time she closed the condo's front gate and I had to almost knock it off the cabinet to get back in. That Ho... she still trying to steal my Daddies' hearts away from me, but dang it I luvs her so!

LOLZ

2007-06-21T01:20:37Z

This is what my daddy gets for going out without me ...

2007-05-27T04:09:29Z

He almost got his fingers chopped off today.... I'm so glad he is OK... who else gonna feed me????

That gator lucky I wasn't there ... he be gator soup by now!

There are times when pictures speaks for themselves...

2007-05-17T14:33:28Z

This is her.... ya'll know how I feel about her.... I found these pics on my Daddies computer ... it appears that they have been taking pics of her left and right ... like she was something too cute or adorable....

Like we ain't never seen any yawn before

So she has a cute face

What big mouth she has...

OK I get it, she's cute...

THEN I FIND THESE ... how flattering....

If she is doing what I think she is doing... don't blame me for bad morning breath

I seriously don't remember this... someone had to had spiked the water system

SEE ... I told ya... look at me..I passed out!

Moving on up...

2007-04-15T02:06:06Z

We're a movin' on up,

(We're a movin on up.)
To the east side.
(Mo-vin on up.)
To a de-luxe apartment,
In the sky-.
Mo-vin' on up
(Mo-vin on up.)
To the east side,
(Mo-vin on up.)
We finally got a piece of the pie.

Woke up this morning to a lot of noise and was swept off my feet and before I knew it, I was actually in another home. I thought I had been abandoned at first. I stayed quiet all morning not sure what to expect and then I realize that I wasn't given away, We were moving on up...

This place rocks, not only do we have our play pen, the small cage (it was small, but who was I to say anything) and the run of the apartment whenever I would bat my eyes at my dads.... but now we (yeah, that Suzanne) have been moved to a high rise condo.. WAY COOL....

If we go to the top bedroom (yeah, multiple floors) you can almost see the kitchen, well someone with good eyesight could anyways..

The bottom floor is our dining area and our bathrooms... yes, we even got a his and hers toilet.. They gave us a hammock down there and some resting shelves. On the second floor ...(if you want to call it a floor, it is wobbly, but dang it is so much fun when you get to crawl through it and hide stuff in the middle) we got an igloo and some fun tunnels with a swinging bed.

If you go to the very top ( i haven't gone up there yet, but Sue tells me there is another hammock up there and a look out point... OK .. so she was the one who told you can see the kitchen from there......

Here are the pics I was able to take while I got out, but wasn't able to do to well with the timer this time around... it is so hard to work it.

New Pent House before it was placed on top of
a 3 foot table.

The great hammock bed I was telling ya about

Third floor hammock and landing

Dining Area, sorry, I tried getting Sue out of the way, but she
just has to be in the way

I SO HATE SELF TIMERS ..
I told her to get her tail out of the way

It was a long day and the move killed me...
sorry about the red eye thing, but I can't set that camera worth a thing

Yeah, I called it a night... OK so it was 2 PM

I also want to share this with you ... A MUST ....

2007-04-07T04:57:33Z

This is me at my best... not one but two were chased...
I had them running...
OK... never mind the fact that I couldn't keep up with them....

Like Sands Through the Hourglass... So Are the Days of Our Lives!

2007-04-07T03:35:27Z

Man... I am so trying to get on here as much as possible, but it has become virtually (no pun intended) impossible.

Suzanne Sugarbaker will not let me be... she is all up in my business. .... and working me like a dog... hmmm ... not trying to be offensive... but they are down in the food chain, so I can say that.

Did I mention she took over the upstairs of my condo the first few days... We had an issue there for a few days but we now know who is who around here and as soon as I figure it out I will let her know.

It got bad the first few days with Suzanne, but things have changed for the better. It was so bad I plotted and escape and had it all worked out but it was foiled by the security system they have around here. Take a look at this.... I have since then given up on this idea... I may be a furry, but after the third time of realizing I can't fly I gave up.

OK ... OK .... OK ... so my depth perception is a bit off.... but dang it all to heck ... it looked a lot closer than what it was.....

It's those damn eyes of her that drive me insane..
I can't say no to her....

She knows it too....

STOPPPPPPPP ...... tell me you wouldn't like just want to
nibble a little of that !?!?!

Look at the paw... the paw... and can she give a good back
scratch ...

OK OK OK ...enough is enough ... out of my way honey bunny
Let me tell these people what this is all about... Ya'll see, he apparently
is doing his best to make sweet little old me look like I am a misbehaving
furry, and I honestly declare ... I don't know why...
OH BTW.. My name in case he hasn't told ya'll
its
Suzanne Sugarbaker the 1st

anyways ... I have done nothing but
been there for him and OH OH ... I even rearranged our new home to see
if it would make him happy and now he ... well look for yourself...
He has been totally lazy LAZY LAZY....

He would move a whisker to help out....
but damn he is cute when he is sleeping...
I can't stop staring at him...

Yeah, there's a little bit of drool coming out of the side of
his mouth, but that makes him all the more handsome.....

He told the adult units that I threw him out of the cage...
That was so soooooo untrue... I was sweeping the cage and
he got in the way of my tail while I was sweeping so he went
outside and finished his nap.... he could've come back at any
ANY time.....

These are the pictures he doesn't want ya'll to see... he was
sneaking around the house when we were left alone and got
caught in the kitchen drawers....

He had the nerve to tell them that his electric blankets batteries
ran out and he was trying to replace them... HELLOOOO !!!!

After all was said and done, here is the new look to our place.

I was reading some stuff on line and came across this...

2007-04-03T15:23:39Z

I did some reading-up where I came from today and I discovered that my woman (Suzanne Sugarbaker) is actually a WILD FERRET.

She's a Black-Footed Ferret with no markings from the breeder (they usually tattoo the right ear to indicate neutering & descenting) so I'm curious to know just where she came from. Black-Footer Ferrets are an endangered species, and I'm wondering just how the hell this one got into the market. She's musky & feisty and most likely fertile, so it's a good thing that I have been neutered... Although it would be cool to have a bunch o' little kits to nibble on....

We got Sue from the Broward Ferret Rescue & Referral League and I don't think there is anything wrong with having this heffer with us, but I have to figure out how to get one of my daddies to call the rescue and find out exactly what is going on. I just don't want to get attached to Sue and have her taken from me.

Any suggestions?!?!?

Disregard .... it turns out she's just a mutt... but a dang cute one at that.... don't let her know I said that!

You can't always get what you want....

2007-03-30T02:53:32Z

What have I done!?!?

WHAT I HAVE DONE ....

First of all I haven't written in here as of lately due to some physical and medical reasons..... I have gained so much weight that I can't move my ass very much and I did not realize how bad it was until I had to keep up with other furries. MAN THOSE SUCKERS CAN RUN.. I just pretended that I was not going to run along with them and would lay flat on my belly to catch my breath.....

BUT THEN TO TOP THINGS OFF ... you know how I have been hearing my daddies talking about getting me a little brother????

THEY CAME HOME WITH A SISTER .... her name is Suzanne Sugarbaker (they think that's cute... I will just refer to her as Sue).

I am so trying to be understanding here, but I heard one of them say that she was just so "sweeeeet and cuttteeeee" ... HELLOOOOOOO ... focus ... HERE ... ME!

OK, you be the judge... I snuck a few pics of her....what ya think of her?

OK, maybe she's a little cute....

ARGGGHHHH ... she's already taking over my perch place... I should've known she was up to something when
she asked me where the best view of the house was....
now she has taken over my spot ...
ok..maybe...just maybe...
she looks a little cuter than I do up there...

I personally don't think so, she needs to do something about that silky smooth black shiny hair...
err I mean that matty hair....

OK OK .... she's somewhat cute...

MAN LIKE I SAID ...
I wanted a playmate .....BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO ... I got this tomgirl up in here with me.....
There were some cool dudes at that shelter that could've made great borthers....but NOOOOOOOOOO ...
let's get Suzanne, she's got class... NO I AM NOT JEALOUS ..... not at alll...
and yes that is me down there...SHE TOOK MY SPOT!!!

OMG .. what have I done... I jsut wanted a little brother to pick on and now she won't get off my perch...
I'll wait till later and make my move on her ... I mean pull her hair...

It has been a very long day for me. We went to a place where they had like 40 other furries like me and I even got to play with a whole bunch of them. I kept running out of breath from being so out of shape... I am so getting on that treadmill starting tomorrow...yeah tomorrow.

OK... OK... Sue really knows how to play hide and go seek, she is like the best there is at it... and we played for a while and she is fun... BUT THIS IS MY WORLD .... OK ..not just right now... but how do I let her know that this is MY place, she is just allowed to keep me company..but she is so damn cute when she bats her eyes at me.

Personally, I think she planned this whole thing ....give me a break ... you get dropped off at the shelter just as I am there playing with the other guys and she just takes over with her looks. Everyone stopped calling me fatso and baby huey... YES I HAVE GAINED A LITTLE BIT OF WEIGHT... back off, I am going to work it off. I think she is a chubby chaser anyway, she was all over me....I am so confused...not sure if she is my sister or my girl....

my new place!

2007-02-13T01:29:50Z

Hey, my dads got me a new place to play around in! It's really cool! They don't know it, but I totally figured out how to climb out of it, so I grabbed the camera and took a few pictures for you.

Ok, here's a wide shot of my place. That tube thing with all the different colors is sooooo cool! I could literally spend all day in there. No kidding!

For some reason they got me this stuff to eat, but I really don't like it.

They kept trying to make me eat that junk, and it really upset me! Check out the fierce claw action. Yeah, they know not to mess with Crouching Ferret.

Sometimes I just like to lie around my new place and do nothing. It's really relaxing.

Sometimes I chill out in my tube thing.

Waaaaay chilled out.

The camera can be hard to figure out sometimes! I tried to take a self-portrait. Stupid flash!

I like the ball thing the most. I feel totally safe there.

And the best part is that nobody can see me! I'm invisible to the world!

Ok, I'm getting tired from lugging this stupid camera around. I'm going to bed. Again! Hahah. That's a ferret in-joke.

Me on a normal day ...

2007-02-04T17:35:36Z

The kid at play...
And trying to find trouble

AH.... the life...

I'm hungry and looking for a puddy tat

Yes, I tend to do a lot of daydreaming